Lowball and Root Canals
Hidee Hi Friends and Neighbors,
Today was a Lowball Leo day. Yep, my cyst made a command performance after having been gone for three and a half months. Lowball was his ebullient self. He told me he was trying to get out of the lap band business. He could do nerve blocks all day long at 300 bucks a pop and he didn't have to go to the hospital. Quite simply, the man is a genius.
Today he tried something new, which is always a little worrisome in the medical arts. Since he's got a new business plan he needs to get the paying public in and out. So to drain said cyst, he used a 20 gauge needle. That's needlespeak for the horses leg sized jobbie. When he went into my tail bone with that thing, any doubts about my sexuality were eliminated. I am heterosexual and dad gum proud of it. Let your mind do the work.
Tomorrow I go and have my root canal tooth drilled out for the third time. This time it's for the permanent filling. After that I've been asked to help somebody I love to move and since I'll be numb from the gums out, why not. If something is too heavy to lift with my arms, I'll prop it up on my mouth. You say, "won't that hurt the next day?" I say, "that's why the good Lord permitted vicodin to be formulated. It indeed may hurt but I'll never know. Isn't America great! Amen.
Lowball Leo and root canals. Two of a kind is all I can say.
Peace
Dave
www.bpdfamily.com
Today was a Lowball Leo day. Yep, my cyst made a command performance after having been gone for three and a half months. Lowball was his ebullient self. He told me he was trying to get out of the lap band business. He could do nerve blocks all day long at 300 bucks a pop and he didn't have to go to the hospital. Quite simply, the man is a genius.
Today he tried something new, which is always a little worrisome in the medical arts. Since he's got a new business plan he needs to get the paying public in and out. So to drain said cyst, he used a 20 gauge needle. That's needlespeak for the horses leg sized jobbie. When he went into my tail bone with that thing, any doubts about my sexuality were eliminated. I am heterosexual and dad gum proud of it. Let your mind do the work.
Tomorrow I go and have my root canal tooth drilled out for the third time. This time it's for the permanent filling. After that I've been asked to help somebody I love to move and since I'll be numb from the gums out, why not. If something is too heavy to lift with my arms, I'll prop it up on my mouth. You say, "won't that hurt the next day?" I say, "that's why the good Lord permitted vicodin to be formulated. It indeed may hurt but I'll never know. Isn't America great! Amen.
Lowball Leo and root canals. Two of a kind is all I can say.
Peace
Dave
www.bpdfamily.com
Okay you win...I thought my day was great but once again you topped me. I had three nurse related injuries that required bandages and a trip to the er for one. To top it off.....one of my little darlings PEED under my desk....all before 9:30. I know you must think I work at the local zoo or animal shelter....no folks....I am a teacher!!! Yes, I teach human beings....small ones...but human beings non the less. Thanks Boy for making me feel better about me day.
Keep up the good work and I can only hope for nails to be driven into my head tomorrow to ease the pain of my job right now.
love you
girl
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